Too funny

Alright some back story. At work we occasionally have to run identity verifications. This means if you were the customer we'd have to ask a few questions pertaining to your file and history (credit.) Usually the questions involve either loans you have or BASIC questions like "what is the age range of the head of your household?" etc etc etc...I have to give Brian Carroll all of the credit--this is from his hands and his call. However I had to share.

Human Inept-ness


"What is the age of the oldest person in your household?"

"what?"

Repeat

"what?"

Pause. Repeat.

"I don't understand the questions."

"Who is the oldest person in your house?"

"My son."

"Your son…?"

"yes."

"Your son."

"yes!"

"Your son is the oldest person in your house."

"Yes."

"Your son is older than you."

"YES!"


Not done:



…."how is it possible for your SON to be OLDER than YOU?"

"Oh wait, I'm sorry. My daughter."

"Your daughter what?"

"My daughter is the oldest person in my house."

"Your daughter."

"*sigh* YES!!!"

"Your daughter is older than you"

"YES!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"

"…how old are YOU."

"……………………….fifffffffffffffffffty…uhhhh…….five…?"

"Next question. How many adults 18 or older live in your house?"

"None."

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